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Three Unrelated Articles Published at 604republic

It’s been a while since I’ve updated this. My six fans are probably pretty displeased but great news! I’ve got three humor articles published at

For you iPhone fanatics, there’s the speculative piece on future iterations of everyone’s favorite $500 paperweight:

Now everyone can see what meaningless things I use my phone for.

Interested in something a little more visceral? Perhaps some zombies with a dash of humor:

This is what Bill O’Reilly sees when he looks at democrats and liberals.

Zombies not your thing? How about Star Wars and… Mickey Mouse?

No you’re not tripping. This is what you can expect from Star Wars in 3 years.

Comment, critique, flame or whatever, just please don’t forget to leave a comment about how epic zombies wielding lightsabers from their iPhones in the next Star Wars film will be.


About pendrum

A paradox of eccentricity, graveness and apathy. Mix well, shake and serve hot.

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